no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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