Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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