Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it hurts more in the daytime
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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