i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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