Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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