He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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