This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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