Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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