how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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