hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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