Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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