Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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