I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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