we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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