I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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