dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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