1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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