So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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