Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
