i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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