so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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