Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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