Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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