OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
im holly from the hills drunk
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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