what if I'm pregnant?
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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