drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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