Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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