So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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