Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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