And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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