i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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