he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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