I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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