R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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