I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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