drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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