Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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