i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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