sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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