i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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