my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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