You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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