I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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