I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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