weddingsv make me drug and hornr
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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