You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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