I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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