i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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