using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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