i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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