its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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