why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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