Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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