Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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