dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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