the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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