Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
be right there i have to get my cape
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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