oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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