I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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