But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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