I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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