i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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